Creative Hollers

A documentation of the most ingenious hollering techniques from New York City's finest.
Get ready to get wooed.

So many emoticons, so little appeal.

I find myself wanting to bitch-smack you for using lowercase i’s in particular ;) 

So a realtor in a Fl during the “boom?” I lost my shirt (I think I left it at Hammack Beach) in the waterfront condo pre-construction market in Flaglar Beach and Jax Beach. I lost a lot of money too :-P Where in FL were you a realtor?

Let me Google that for you.

Hey there. I like your profile with one reservation: what the hell does it mean to have an AT ski setup? I suppose that may pre-disqualify me but need to know. I was realtor too! Well technically I was. I was an appraiser for a few years before law school. How was your weekend?

Ye Old Holler

Slightly amused, ever so slightly fascinated, mostly intrigued and rarely smitten you are definitely a kindred spirit all to yourself. After perusing a myriad of the same old, same old I like your spunk and tenacity. Raw and real.  You speaketh true and that has me guessing!  A good attribute. At least our minds are in the right fold and we love the rush of going down hill, the wind at our back, the air cool and the snow soft.  If any of this resonates with you check me out and I hope to hear back.  

Ciao 

1/3 of the way done with my autobiography

It’s awesome to see that you’ve lived in so many places your adult life. The eating contest looks amazing. I’m not sure about ice cream but my dream has always been a competitive eater (not seriously) but it would be pretty cool/fun. Unfortunately my job gets in the way. 

I’ve been doing banking for several years now. My job basically involves a series of spreadsheets and calculations and lost weekends. I find job satisfaction elsewhere though — I co-founded a nonprofit online publication that combines food and philanthropy, my two passions. I also volunteer for a nonprofit called StreetWise Partners, an organization that offers career development assistance to underprivileged individuals. These two organizations are huge passion of mine to give back to my community. 

I also trained for the marathon to cross it off my bucket list. I ran the NYC marathon for StreetWise partners. In any event, the marathon was one of the best/worst experiences of my life. I’m glad I did it, but it would take a pretty hefty incentive to get me to ever do it again. Still, I remain a pretty avid runner — I like to run along the Hudson or aimlessly on a treadmill in the wee hours at night after work. But I ran the marathon on a broken foot because I didn’t want to let all my supporters down that had donated over $3,300 for my race. 

I’m from the south but I love NYC and couldn’t ask for a better city. I’m originally from Houston. For the record, I don’t have much of a Texas accent either but there is no stopping “y’all” from escaping my lips at least once an hour. :) 

What is your favorite restaurant in the city? Any plans for the holidays? NYE? 

oops sorry this ended up being so long!! 

Look forward to speaking soon! 

A vocabulary lesson AND a health lesson

with your pulchritudinous looks and my aplomb, i’d reckon we’d be a match made in heaven. and between the rednecks and the degenerates of this town, the quality of men (and women) is pretty sub par, if i do say so myself. it’s a crying shame we haven’t met already. 

but seriously, 1st rounds on me! maybe the village? and excuse the alliteration, but may we quench our parched palates with some potent potables :) 

ps. 
i’m matt. 
my favorite colour is blue 
jubilee is my favorite xmen 
cranberry juice is the best juice (UTIs be gone!) 
it’s nice to meet me.

YOU BITCH! I do love Vanilla Sky, though.

Wow…so much for putting effort into an email. I guess you prefer the typical, “Hey…what’s up? You’re pretty” approach? Its not a line I’ve used in the past, but I would have thought someone with a sense of humor would have appreciated it. 

I’m sorry not posting a picture is “off-putting” to you. I’m an honorable person and I won’t post pictures until I’m comfortable with the idea. If that means not “scoring a date” then so be it…the lady who is off-put by it was not right for me anyway. The vast majority of women I’ve emailed on here have understood and appreciated my situation.

Anyway, yes, I do like Vanilla Sky. In fact, I love it…it really moves me. I feel that movie in my stomach.

Happy New Year.

Semper Fi,

I love it when you talk legal.

Stunning. Hey there!

As an attorney, I feel obligated to advise you to add some kind of a disclaimer to your profile…for absolutely no charge to you, I suggest something like this:

WARNING: Prolonged exposure to the photographs in this profile may cause sudden heart failure and/or death in men. Advice of physician strongly recommended prior to viewing. Profile author expressly waives any and all liability occasioned from use of content and under no circumstances will be liable for injury, property damage or other casualty loss. All other rights are reserved…so I really hope you’ll take the time to reply…even if its just to say “thanks, but no thanks…”
Until then
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